Over the weekends, I managed to catch the last 40 minutes of this totally ridiculous movie.It’s so ridiculous that I just had to share.

The movie is… Open water 2: Adrift.

I’ve never heard of Open Water and so, i went to check out some websites. Apparently, it got a decent review.

But, wait, the original writer and director, Chris Kentis has got absolutely nothing to do with this sequel!

The initial film speaks of a couple who are left to fend for themselves in shark infested waters after a scuba diving expedition. Shan’t go too much in there cuz I really don’t know much about Open Water.

Adrift, however, decided to take the same open water concept and throw 6 previous college mates (or something) onto a yacht. The yacht is in the middle of the ocean when all 6 brainless souls decided to JUMP off the yacht for a ‘DIP’?!

What on earth? Normal people don’t just go.. hey, look, we’re in the middle of the ocean.. let’s all jump! On the count of three!

Guess what makes this movie up one notch on the comic scale? They forget to lower their boat’s ladder! BOY, now how are they all supposed to get on board? Oh, and just a little something else. They decide to leave a BABY on board, all by her lonesome self.

WHAT?!!!

Seriously?

by the time i had started watching, one had wasted away into the depths of the deep ocean. Another was fighting for his life and bleeding profusely and proceeded to die. Apparently, jorge said he was wounded by the engine? And another was attacked by a shark?

Uh, okayy.

After 3 of them had died, one decided to swim to shore?! ** shouldn’t you be thinking of more ways to get up the damn boat? I mean, you’re right BESIDE a yacht!

Finally, when there’s only 2 survivors left floating around the boat, a stroke of GENIUS finally hits the man. He hauls himself up by stabbing a piece of glass into the side of the boat and got the woman to step on him and get up the boat. She did and got up. He felt guilty cuz it was he who initiated this trip and he attempts suicide by swimming away… into the stormy night.

After half a century, she realises his absence. She runs out and sees him in the water. She throws a life buoy and jumps! Yah, i’m not even going to get to how the movie ended. It totally solidified a good 40 mins of my life - wasted.

Disclaimer: I might not be the best ‘judge’ for this movie. After all, i only caught the last 40 minutes of it. That was already too much for my system to handle.

**overdose** OverDOSE**

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