I love to scribble and doodle random stuffs on pieces of blank paper.
It sparks up my mind and starts creativity running.

But I’ve always had that dumb problem while drawing/writing/doodling:

Blunt pencil.
Broken pencil lead.
Ran out of pencil lead.
Eraser didn’t erase cleanly.
Eraser tore my paper.

Since I’m rather of a techy-geek,
plus, my creativity struck today, I’ll thus present to you..

It has all that i need, and all that i want.

1) An ever-sharp changable shades pencil tip. You’ll never have to sharpen your pencils again! It’ll remain sharp. Plus, since the whole pen is voice activated (sweet..) you can command it to turn blunt or whatever shape you want it to become.

2) A touch screen interface to change your pencil tip, from H to 8B, even has a mechanical choice! Or, even change it’s colour! everysingle computer shade is available. Plus, with an added feature. Scan your surronding colour, (lets say an apple) and your pen/cil would calibrate the colour into a colourpencil/pen format! (just like photoshop’s eyedropper tool!)

3) Pencil tip would retract and out would emerge your chosen tip with the Mac’s start up sound!
(you can choose to switch the sound off, or even record your own sound.)

4) A built in Mp3 player cum voice recorder, with 100TB of space. Even more then enough to back up your whole computer.

5) Mp3 playback is crystal clear and can connect with any kind of headset, wired or wiredless (through bluetooth).

6) An always-sharp, always-strong and always white super eraser able of erasing even a pen mark without destroying one’s paper. Plus, you can swtich the eraser dust function on or off or even adjust the length of your eraser dust.

7) A digital clock capable of telling very very very accurate time of every country. Comes with alarm.

8) Voice activated dictionary plus thesaurus. No more trouble with spellings!

9) (under dictionary function, voice activate to change function) AI. Artificial intelligence. A virtual friend. Someone to talk to while you’re writing/drawing. Who would occasionally drop compliments on your work.

10) Switch AI to essay mode, and it’ll help you with your essay, grammar, spelling, vocab, storyline, everything. Makes writing a book 100% easier. Only responds to your voice pattern, so you can treat it as a journal and it’ll never speak to another soul. (100TB space!)

11) Pen/cil runs of kinetic energy. So just give it a shake, and it starts up. No need to charge, no need for battries.

12) Works on a triple quad core. So everything calibrates ultra quick.

13) Has a retractable/foldable into pen 30 inch HD screen to play your movies/shows/everything else. (pen/cil is the size of a normal pencil)

14) Coolest out of the world graphics on the HD screen.

15) Uses pencil tip to scan/read your CD/DVD/Game Card and runs through there. CD need not be present while playing, only when ‘reading’.

16) Does your household chores. (don’t ask me how, it just does it.)

17) makes you coffee.

18) keeps you cool on hot days with installed airconditioner set at 19deg. (changable)

19) keeps you warm on cool days with installed heater set at 28deg. (changable)

20) makes you food.

21) Sing songs you’ve yet to hear yet. But still excellent in your standards.

22) Bring your dog/cat/puppy/kitten/turtle/rabbit/fish/hamster/snake/elephant out for walks.

23) Prevents power failure in your home/office.

24) Works as a remote control too. so you can Mute parent’s nagging. Fast Forward the boring lessons. Rewind/Replay back the good times. Increases Volume to hear other people talking behind your back or sharing secrets. Lowers Volume of that-person-sitting-next-to-you-in-the-train blasting his Mp3.

25) Doubles as an iPhone. With bluetooth and everything else.

26) Triples as a Canon 1D Mark 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10.

27) Quadruples as a Teleporter. Just say your intended place, and it’ll teleport you there.

28) The best of all. It dispenses money, in all currencies, at unlimited amounts.

There, and now you can see why my Dream Pen/cil can only seriously remain a Dream.

<(ps, ideas got more ridiculous towards the end. Creativity at work here.)

So, what’s your Dream Pen/cil?

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