Would you believe it if I told you that the world would end in 2012? Say if you didn’t believe in sensationalism or superstition and if you haven’t watched 2012.

That Bring me to my first tip:

Tip #1

Always, and I mean always believe Bernard. He is always right, even when he’s wrong, he is right. When he was left, he was right.

Tip #2

Live life to the fullest with absolutely no regrets and hopelessness. Feeling sad? Just stop feeling sad and be happy doing what you are doing. Basically, be an extremist! Not the kind who goes around bombing countries or making funny home-videos of un-shaven men welding ‘parangs’ and scream like they’re stuck in primary three.

I mean the kind that does not look back when trying to achieve something, die trying rather than not try at all. That’s my philosophy!

Through it all, do enjoy yourself. If the world were going to end, might as well survive the remaining days of your miserable life with a smile on your face.

Tip #3

Make absolutely no sense.
Reason being: Why should you?

Tip #4

Always wear bright colours! Research has shown that your mood is often reflected by the colour of clothes you wear. So technically it would be possible to alter your mood for a crappy monday morning. Thus my red shirt and shoes.

Tip #5

Be kind to animals. But I understand that there are those times when you just feel like killing a small animal. [Trust me, when you’re working in a office of 12 year-olds and you’re the youngest, you know when the killer stares come on] Thus the invention of soft-toys.

Tip #6

When starting a band, especially in Singapore. Get a personality and some decent talent, failure to do so would just turn my diss-local-talent sensors back on. Not like my opinions matter but refer to tip #1 and you’ll come to realise that you are so wrong.

Tip #7

When sipping on a cuppa hot tea, it is best when you do so sitting down. When standing or walking, accidents happen. Usually to your hands. *ouchie*

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