Thank God its the end of the month, this means:

1. Pay Day! (or allowance if you’re still schooling)
2. New Concession Passes
3. Time to get sanitary pads (only if you’re out)
4. Renew the playlist on your iPod

Tip #1

Spread out your allowances or pay, yes this means less clubbing, more thinking like an adult. Also, girlfriends take second place over survival. It is common sight to see students on internship struggling through by penniless. Polytechnic students especially, have no consolation yet due to the adult fares that they are still succumb to right now.

So here’s a money saving tip, instead of eating out and spending crazily on $5 noodles, eat grass! Firstly, its free, secondly its healthy! And, if we all do our part, the government won’t need to spend money to pay foreign workers to cut grass since we can do the trimming, plus you get to live the healthy lifestyle of a cow. Methane farts much?

Tip #2

Do not procrastinate! I probably blogged this post at the end of the week, just in time for the weekend and boy does the work pile up! I really mean that it piles up! Right now, on the back of my mind, there probably are 20 things to do and on my Blackberry, 40 more. Yes I am that busy of a man! But truth be told, without these 60 things on mind, I probably wouldn’t take any thing seriously.

So I’m scrapping my facebook slogan from ‘its never too late to procrastinate’ to ‘procrastinate later’.

Tip #3

Don’t be afraid to open your mouth. Honestly, I believe that the only reason that the obesity rate in Singapore is rising is because of the lack of mouth excercise each Singaporean recieves. On a scale of 1 - 10, I would rate them at a nice 8 in the mouth excercise scale. This however is due to the crazy amount of food the typical Singaporean consumes.

I know this as a fact because just this morning, on my way to work. This lady was shoving and pushing her way out of the train at Bugis station where I was alighting too. Instead of the polite “Excuse me” she preferred the physical approach. Being the vocal me, I hushed a “Excuse You!” to her face, I swear I got a glare and invoked an embrassed aunty.

Tip #4

When doing something you’ve never done before, seek help. HazzieWuzzie and I were tasked to go to a Condominium overlooking the newly launched Xtreme Skate Park at East Coast Park to take an arieal shot of the place.Thinking of the chances of gaining full access of the place and getting the shots we need in the least amount of time possible, we decided to be ‘gung-ho’ and do things ourselves.

We ended up spending half-an-hour trying to take the perfect picture of a wasp and climbing 10 floors only to find out that we needed security access to the roof.

So in the end, we headed to the security guards who in the end, made things a lot easier for us by graciously escorting us around the estate and ensuring that we got the shots we needed. (For more information, please refer to Google on: Men’s Ego or Egoistic Guys who won’t ask for directions)

Tip #5

RELAX!~ When was the last time you took time off work or a hectic schedule to give yourself a nice back-rub or a comfortable cough? I know of this guy who is so uptight in whatever he does that he tries to perfect everything he does down to the minor details. He is a nice person, great smile and attituide but a little too anal. Truth be told, people want to make friends with flawed people. It is only when they are flawed that makes them human.

Meaning, to be cool, you need to know your own flaws and be proud of being human.

Tip #6

Save Water! The Alternative, drink Beer. Take a beer bath, use beer to water your plants, drink, think, eat, imagine and live beer.

With Malaysia being so unwilling to sell us their water, we’ll pawn them with our Tiger Beer.
Tip #7

Hip-hop is not cool. Hood is.

Seen people doing the ‘RAH-RAH’ by Lady GaGa? Looks stupid huh?
Truth is, people trying to pull off fake gang-signs and pretending to be hip-hop cool are worse.

YES! Don’t be a poser. It’s just retarded. If you enjoy Hip-Hop or R&B, you need to embrace its dark past too.

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